Yo, I'm Steph. I am of legal age to do the sex, have the drink, and sign up for the porn, but who cares about legal anymore? Paedophiles, that's who. You will find me livin' it up in the land down under, and yes, we do ride kangaroos everywhere. Not the koalas, though, most of them have chlamydia. I've been told I'm weird on a regular basis, so whether you're cool with that or not, we're gonna need more restraints. To summarise, I'm awesome. You should follow me! Bring your own cheese and crackers, though, I'm fresh out.

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 wandering soul[s]

electric spine, open mind.

yes, now the rains weep o’er his hall, with not a soul to hear

accidentaltheme:

THE VERY LONG LIST OF AWESOME LADIES ON TV: Sophie-Anne Leclerq [True Blood]

You may be the strongest, oldest vampire in my queendom, but if I wanted, I could own your fangs as earrings!

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You seek that which will bestow upon you the right to rule. The quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon.

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Scarlett Johansson + Jeremy Renner

fasterfood:

i got angry

tywinllannister:

→ The lion and the wolf, inspired by this fanvid (x)

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thedailywhat:

Novelty Twitter Account of the Day: Feminist Taylor Swift

Check out @FeministTaylorSwift, the latest viral novelty Twitter account that parodies the songs lyrics of the pop idol singer with a feminist undertone. Since its launch by college senior and blogger Clara Beyer on June 12th, the feed has gained more than 78,000 followers after a plenty of blog and news media coverage over the weekend. For more info, check out the Know Your Meme entry.

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TEA-SHIRTS

THIS PUN HAS GONE TOO FAR